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Global Gathering of Ironic Mansplaining to Convene in January
Sheep Dip welcomes its newest correspondent, Ramm Stein! VATICAN CITY — Following the Humanum conference this past November, religious leaders from around the world will meet at the Global Gathering of...
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New Reality Show Promotes “Ex-Goat” Therapy
LA LA LA LA, LA — (SP) Following the popularity of TLC’s new reality show, My Husband’s Not Gay, The Ungulate Station in High-Definition (TUSH) is now airing a new reality show, My Husband’s Not a...
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Prayer Rally Warns Sheep About End Times, Mutton Frenzy, Goat Agenda
A FREEZING CORNFIELD, MO — (SP) On January 13-15, the International Farmhouse of Adoration and Prayer (IFAP), a New Apostolic Reformation ministry devoted to sheep, hosted TheFleecing 2015. Nicknamed...
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Pastor Admits to Eating Sheep After Salacious Video Goes Viral
Wiley Wolff, head pastor of the International Farmhouse of Adoration and Prayer (IFAP), is embroiled in a scandal involving revelations about his wolf identity and mutton-eating. Wolff, who...
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Archangel Gabriel Writes Tell-all Book About God’s Drug Abuse
According to the Angel Gabriel who published this 1964 photo in his best-selling tell-all book, Holy Mess, God snorted these lines of cocaine at a party just prior to sending American troops into...
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CALIFORNIA FIG FARM EMPLOYEE REFUSES TO PICK FIGS
FREEDOM!!! supporters contend that God hates figs, so no God-fearing person hired to pick figs should have to pick figs. SAN JOAQUIN VALLEY, CA — High school dropout Camille “Cam” Mavis, 18, was hired...
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